the laziest giveaway club

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A bundle to make you look very fancy in five seconds flat. The exact amount of time that lazy gewl leaves herself to get ready. How convenient.

Here’s what’s in it:

  • $1,000 Alana Maria Jewellery Voucher

  • 1 x Harlow necklace (RRP $209)

  • 1 x Yves bracelet (RRP $119)

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    Become a Mamamia subscriber.

  • 2.

    Already a Mamamia subscriber? Congratulations! You are automatically entered into every lazy gewl giveaway. Don’t even think about lifting a finger. It’s sorted.

  • 3.

    Have a nap or something. We’ll let you know if you’ve won.

curated by the lazy gewls

Clare and Jessie Stephens are the patron saints of lazy gewls. They are writers and the hosts of the comedy podcast, Cancelled, where every week they bring a lazy gewl story from one of their very lazy listeners. Sometimes, there’s just a subject line that says “lazy gewl story” followed by a completely blank email. That’s the spirit. 

They have identified an unjust lazy gewl tax. We’re talking parking fines. Late fees. Items they never picked up from the post office because the effort required is far too much. The world is made for hustlers, and hustlers we are not. 

So… they had an idea…

past giveaways

  • 6 GHD Prize Packs

    Lazy gewls want good hair but they don’t want to do a lot of work to get it. (Or to get anything, tbh.) We respect that. So we gave away six ghd prize packs that make hair styling simple.

    Drawn: 16-04-24

    🏆Diana M, Natalie M, Sarah R & Rebecca L

  • 3 A.H Beard Sleep Bundles

    What do lazy gewls love more than literally anything else in the world? Sleep. Obviously sleep. We hope our winners are sleeping well (because we aren’t x).

    Drawn: 26-03-24

    🏆Lauren S, Isabelle P

  • 3 Summer Reading Libraries

    Lazy gewls love reading. But choosing the right book takes time. Also effort. And lazy gewls are not interested in either of those things. So we selected our four favourite books of the year so far and gave them to three winners.

    Drawn: 27-02-24

    🏆Tara K, Annie L & Kellie B

  • Roomba Combo j9+ Vacuum & Mop

    You heard that right, we gave away a Roomba Combo j9+ Vacuum & Mop by iRobot to one lucky winner who neve has to vacuum OR mop again because they basically have a live-in cleaner now. A lazy gewls dream...

    Drawn: 14-12-23

    🏆Felicity O

  • 2-Year Mamamia Subscriptions

    This is a bit meta. (And not in the Zuckerberg way.) We gave away a two year Mamamia subscription to FIVE lucky winners.

    Drawn: 13-12-23

    🏆Kelly S, Sarah O, Pip S, Fiona K & Geni O

  • $1000 The Iconic Voucher

    Lazy gewls are good at buying things. But not so good at collecting things. Post offices around the country are full to the brim with our shit. To make up for the money lost (lazy gewl tax etc) we gave one lucky winner a $1000 Iconic voucher.

    Drawn: 12-12-23

    🏆 Martina V

  • LBDO Essensual Vibe

    Lazy gewls need a lazy vibrator. If there are too many bits and bobs or buttons things are going to go horribly wrong. The LBDO Essensual Vibe is perfect: it’s simple, it’s sleek, but most importantly - it’s GOOD.

    Drawn: 11-12-23

    🏆Alissa H

  • $1000 Uber Eats Voucher

    Whenever we try to make dinner all we find in the fridge is half a tub of cottage cheese and a rouge carrot that doesn’t look.. right. So, we gave away a $1000 Uber Eats voucher. Our winner can throw the out-of-date groceries in their fridge. Dinner’s on us.

    Drawn: 08-12-24

    🏆Jessica F

  • $500 Wrapd Shopping Spree

    Wrapd is an app with ridiculous brand deals, so our winner got $500 to spend on whatever they want. Did they buy their Christmas presents? Maybe. 45 gifts for themself? That’s more like it.

    Drawn: 07-12-23

    🏆Lynne R

  • Sony noise cancelling headphones

    Lazy Gewls can only find one of their Airpods. And that one Airpod is, more often than not, out of battery. So, we gave away a hard to lose pair of Sony WH-1000XM4 headphones.

    Drawn: 06-12-23

    🏆Sandee M

  • The Lazy Gewl Library

    We curated a Lazy Gewl Library of fifteen of our favourite reads (some are even signed) and gave them away to one lucky winner, who has her reading sorted for the next year.

    Drawn: 05-12-23

    🏆Aikaterini E

  • $500 NALA Gift Card

    We’ve been wearing the same bra for six years and are unable to identify its original colour. So, we gave away a $500 NALA Gift Card so our winner never has to experience the same.

    Draw date: 04-12-23

    🏆 Vanessa B

  • 3 Lovehoney Advent Calendars

    Lazy gewls want daily treats but aren’t organised enough to actually.. get.. them. So on the first day of our Christmas giveaway we gave away adult advent calendars.

    Drawn: 01-12-23

    🏆Kate W, Anne S & Kristy H